furnish 

To equip with what is needed, especially to provide furniture for.

To supply; give

"The story of Orpheus has furnished Pope with an illustration" (Thomas Bulfinch).

furnish by sam15 October 15, 2013

david furnish 

The significant other of Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

david furnish by Straitman July 11, 2006

david furnish 

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

david furnish by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

funishment 

a pleasurable way of being punished, usually in a sexual way

I enjoyed hours of funishment for getting drunk and coming home with flowers.

funishment by Jessie aka # 1 Stunna January 9, 2009

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013

furnisexual 

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

furnisexual by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

Furbish 

language used by 90s kiddy craze, the furby. it was thought that children had long enough attention spans to teach their furbies to speak english. sadly it didnt happen and furbies, like cyberpets are a few years on, trying vainly to make a comeback!

my furby only speaks furbish *cries*

Furbish by halfreject December 28, 2005