it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

The Funnel

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.

"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.

by Zac Glasgow September 1, 2008

funni

'funni', a mispell of the word 'funny'. Most commonly used to sarcastically remark something that is supposed to be funny, or just used to express sillyness.

"did u watch that vid i sent u? is so funni x3"

by Felkvir May 22, 2015

Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.

DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!

by P2P narco May 8, 2019

funnierestnever

1. The not funnest time ever.
2. Really bad time having fun.

We had a funnierestnever time.

by NoFear14 January 15, 2021

Carpal Funnel Syndrome

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.

Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

by siv73 October 26, 2010

dumb-funnel

(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.

They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.

by Akragard March 13, 2020