Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.
"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.
by Zac Glasgow June 25, 2006
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The Funnel is when a male saves up his cum in a bucket for a month. he then puts the tip of a funnel into a girls vagina and pours the bucket of cum into her.
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n.:a device including a funnel and 3 ft hose used in consuming a large quantity of beer in a small quantity of time
v.:the act of funneling
Funnel this everclear. It's awesome.
by steve-o October 12, 2003
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Somebody who drinks water and pees at the same time
I'm a major funnel in the bathroom right now.
by WorldRenownedJolfer October 30, 2011
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21st Century evolution of the party funnel. The "Chuggler".
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by Mr. C March 18, 2005
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Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?
by mickybee July 17, 2008
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The use of a funnel to insert objects into a persons anus for stimulation and pleasure.
Dude, not all Asian girls are into funneling baby eels.
by notshok October 12, 2010
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