Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

fungdark

The male equivalent to calling a woman a cunt.

"Dylan "Hot Fire" Shearz was bogarting all my gay cheerios. He can be such a fungdark sometimes."

by DerpClifford December 24, 2008

fung wah

a bus that goes from chinatown in boston to chinatown nyc. it's real cheap, but the bus is known to burst into flames on the way. i guess you'll pay one way or another.

i only have 15 dollars and i need to get to new york this weekend

take the fung wah!

by scuba steve September 12, 2006

Fungal in the jungle

Genital warts.

"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

fungalate

fungalate basically means to have three dots in a triangular shape drawn on your arm.

"Hey, Jim, Wanna fungalate with me?"
"WTF?"
"Oh don't worry. Me and Bill have already fungalated. It doesn't hurt."
"Okay."

by Katrina n Georgie November 8, 2006

Fungdunkulous

Something of a overly Ridiculous or overly accessive measure.

The Gamecube Controller is such a Fungdunkulous design.

by Shodredux August 2, 2008

Fungasmic

1 So fun it's orgasmic

2 something that causes a Fungasm

3 something So batshit awesome the seismic waves sent out by your reactional climax starts earthquakes in Manchuria, killing thousands and precipitating the 3rd world war. Shunned by your friends and rejected by your children, you fall into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide at the tender age of 35.

A: That party was crazy!

B: No s**t man, it was f**king Fungasmic!

C: Hey guys, did you hear what just happened in Manchuria?

by Bu2 January 12, 2011