death funnel

Something that sucks the life out of anyone who comes near it or a situation from which there is no escape except death.

Man, that economics class is a real death funnel.

I had to sit next to my ex-boyfriend at my sister's wedding last weekend - what a death funnel.

by Dee-Dog March 27, 2009

Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

vodka funnel

A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.

I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.

by iheartxiuxiu May 24, 2005

Appalachian funnel

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018

Mexican Funnel

When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.

Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband

by Suk my dim sum September 20, 2021

Boof Funnel

A funnel similar to that used in the automotive industry which is placed inside the anus to assist in the intake of larger quantities of powdered drugs.....at a Disco Biscuit concert.

John bent Heather over and inserted the boof funnel into her anus

by highass March 20, 2010

santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013