Fupper

A word for children to say instead of the F word.

You Mother Fupper better get out of my fupping house!

by Archibald McHerald April 22, 2009

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

Fumerous

The funny side of being so angry at a bad joke.

Mark called me, and told me another joke... I'm fumerous.

by Doctor Awesome August 5, 2015

fumpring

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup

Can I have one order of fumprings?

by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017

famper

A camper where people go to fap.

Do you need to take a break at the famper?

by Neno August 9, 2017

fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.

That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!

by the comand'r October 3, 2013

Rump Frumper

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.

"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"

by Smack Addict July 4, 2006