someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013
Get the fuckstick textington mug.1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007
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n. fuckstack: a stack of things; a shitload, an assload, a shit ton; the mind as a manifestation of your sentience that kinda chills in your head.
v. fuckstack, -ing: stacking items, ideas, PBRs or tweets; increasing dramatically.
adj. fuckstacked: stacked up; crammed, clogged, jammed; immense.
adv. fuckstack: supreme.
v. fuckstack, -ing: stacking items, ideas, PBRs or tweets; increasing dramatically.
adj. fuckstacked: stacked up; crammed, clogged, jammed; immense.
adv. fuckstack: supreme.
n. fuckstack: "I want a fuckstack of french toast."
n. fuckstack: "Thinking about the logistics of that just blew my fuckstack to pieces."
v. fuckstack: "Aight, who the dicks wants to fuckstack PBR with me? I'm ready to crunk it up."
v. fuckstacking: "Fuckstacking my bladder box with Monster."
adj. fuckstacked: "I love a fuckstacked inbox."
adv. fuckstack: "Holy ducking shiv dick on the floor fuckstack disabled analytical operations compromised rerouting all basic processing help"
n. fuckstack: "Thinking about the logistics of that just blew my fuckstack to pieces."
v. fuckstack: "Aight, who the dicks wants to fuckstack PBR with me? I'm ready to crunk it up."
v. fuckstacking: "Fuckstacking my bladder box with Monster."
adj. fuckstacked: "I love a fuckstacked inbox."
adv. fuckstack: "Holy ducking shiv dick on the floor fuckstack disabled analytical operations compromised rerouting all basic processing help"
by 93octane February 25, 2009
Get the fuckstack mug.A condition a persons brain goes into when a certain person of the opposite sex in in near proximity. Outward signs are glasseyed, drooling and stuttering and making an general ass of ones self.
by AlaskaMan1953 February 12, 2006
Get the fuckstruck mug.1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!
2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003
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Guy 2: *sees guy 1 having sex with a duck and then shouts 'you sick fuckaducker!'*
Guy 2: *sees guy 1 having sex with a duck and then shouts 'you sick fuckaducker!'*
by pjanaway October 15, 2006
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The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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