Fuckiness

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

fucknesia

When you can't remember the last time you fucked.

Girl: We need to have sex. It's been a while.
Boy: What?!? We just had sex last night!
Girl: Damn, I must have fucknesia!

by NymphoCRS May 29, 2011

fucknee

Bruises or abrasions that appear on the knees after an episode of rough sexual intercourse.

Drew gave me the worst case of fucknee last night.

by blugirl555 June 17, 2009

fucksoneer

Generally contemptible person. Alias of fuckoff, and more intense variant of bollocksoneer.

Tom DeLay - Damn, what a fucksoneer.

by Alex Koik-Cestone November 25, 2007

fuckonquered

(fù-kòng-kur) adj., from 'fuckonquer'

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'conquer'. The state of being supremely inebriated; on the brink of a syncopal episode.

Other synonyms not listed below: hammed, hamboned, hammerboned, shmammerboned, shitfaced, shitty, fried, blitzed, blotto, bombed, cockeyed, crocked, fuddled, juiced, lit, loaded, pickled, pie-eyed, slopped, sloshed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffed, steaming, stewed, stiff, stinko, tanked up, three sheets to the wind, buzzed, sober, straight, square

Alex drank the entire 30 rack over the past 4 hours, did a strikeout, and is now fuckonquered on the floor over there.

by Rageface McGee November 9, 2010

No fuckingserenity

Nathan John Feuerstein (not his real name) known by his real initials NF (no fuckingserenity ) is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. He released a self-titled EP in 2014 with Capitol CMG. NF has released four studio albums: Mansion, Therapy Session, Perception, and The Search. It means that he doesn’t want any fucking serenity's.

(Guy) Hey what does NF even mean?

(Girl) no fuckingserenity
(Guy) wtf why?
(Girl) you won’t understand...

by Nofakedicks July 4, 2020

Fat fuckness

To be so fat that it’s fucked

I worked the fat fuckness out of me today

by Calamari sauce August 5, 2020