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FTLOM

Do these problems not because I tell you to do them but FTLOM.
by JRJS Leslie April 6, 2010
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ftsoc

Short for Fuck This Shit O'Clock. That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
Texting: "Hi Michael can you come to conference room 4?"

Texting back: "ftsoc - i'm outta here"
by PandaMoss April 16, 2016
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fatsome

its when ya is fat-some instead of hand-some
it means dat u look really good but could also mean dat youz really fat in a bad way
1. dayum, peep dat chick, shes realleh fatsome!
2. -Yaw, who blockin dat sun
- Naw derrteh cool, it just fatsome ova therr
by Balla' B November 1, 2006
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Fusome

This party is Fusome!
by Ramown McCool September 23, 2009
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FTSO

"Fuck The Skull Of"

An expression of hate or derision. Popular at MIT in the early 2000s, from which it spread to the internet at large. Possibly a reference to Full Metal Jacket, in which the drill instructor threatens to "gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck" a recruit.
The MPAA sued another kid for downloading mp3s. FTSO music execs
by maekern April 30, 2011
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FTSOOH

A form of Text-Talk, part of a newly developing dialect whereby the speaker can convey a lengthy or complicated thought by abbreviating phonetically or through the use of substitutive letters, numerals and characters. I.e. Having sexual relations with a female in a shortened sense.
"I'm so going to ftsooh!", "hey man, are you going to ftsooh tonight?"
F: F#&k
T: The
S: S#&t
O: Out
O: Of
H: Her
by AlexanderJacobs February 2, 2013
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ftsot

*walk past a hot guy*

and tells her friend "damn i'd ftsot right about now"
friend goes "i'd tap that"
by acronimgurl September 26, 2012
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