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Short for Fuck This Shit O'Clock. That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
Texting: "Hi Michael can you come to conference room 4?"

Texting back: "ftsoc - i'm outta here"
ftsoc by PandaMoss April 16, 2016
Words you can keep
fuck the opps crazy
im big 30k ftoc
ftoc by kandyxo April 22, 2022
Related Words
ftsoc ftoc FTSC ftso ftsch Fasochist fesochukwu fesochuwu fsociety ftlocaath
An FTSC is a Full Time Sick Cunt, someone who’s sends it hard all the time not just part time.
Pete is such a FTSC, he’s been sending it hard all day, not like Jake who has been a pussy this afternoon.
FTSC by FTSC4life December 28, 2018
For the sake of fuck.

FFS = "for fuck's sake", NOT "for fuck sake".

And, "for fuck's sake" = "for the sake of fuck". Just as "for Pete's sake" = "for the sake of Pete", or "for goodness' sake" = "for the sake of goodness".
Stop typing "for fuck sake", FTSOF!
FTSOF by The Spelling Fairy October 23, 2009
F*ck the shit out of me
I want you to ftsom
ftsom by babykins February 23, 2015
fuck the shit off; the last resort of the acronyms when dealing with utter plebs
pleb69: ur mom is so ghey
jeliza: ftso
ftso by JelizaRose March 9, 2008
The sound of the sperm coming out of your penis.
fap fap fap ftsch.
ftsch by Mr. GeiLSten December 12, 2010
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