Grustomer

British slang for someone who purchases or solicits the purchase of Crack and/or Heroin.

It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.

Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.

These colours mixed to make the colour grey.

Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.

Max: Ew, there's bare grustomers about.
Carl: Yeah... Fuckin' nitty.

by FeelsGravyMan July 29, 2018

Frusterbating

The act of Masturbating with the sole purpose of relieving one's self of "Blue Balls."

"I got stuck Frusterbating after my date on the weekend."

by Thatfbtho March 5, 2019

crustomer

The guy who goes thru the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and questions the clerk about the taxes charged as if they could do something about what the register rings up for tax

Hey bruh, in this town the crustomers are skank

by Gayrose December 14, 2019

Frostemery

A very very very childish man. He will always have light pretty blue eyes but can only get to Diamond on Valorant. He can't really carry you but he always gives you a laugh. He is sometimes sweet and gives free therapy. If you find a Frostemery you can never q with him in Valorant because he sucks.

"Man Frostemery is such dogshit"

by Noooooooooooooot April 16, 2022

firstomer

when it’s a customer’s first time at a establishment/restaurant

- it’s my first time here!
- oh nice you’re a firstomer

by abbyyysparkss February 28, 2025

Frusterbate

When you’re frustrated, so you masturbate.

Jim lost so many games of Fortnite, he needed to frusterbate.

by artysm July 5, 2025

frustertainment

frustertainment
noun

Something that is both frustrating and entertaining at the same time. Often used to describe situations, people, or content that drive you a little crazy but keep you hooked anyway.

Hanging out with her is always frustertainment; she’s hilarious, exhausting, and impossible to interrupt.

by Adamthelizard August 6, 2025