A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.
Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
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Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"
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A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.
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The last name of a humble, funny and family-oriented person who knows that one's dreams can become a reality through hard work, dedication, perseverance, loyalty and honesty. This person will seem reserved at first, but their personality exudes warmth, compassion, sense of humor and dependability. They strive to be a reliable friend and to help others, mostly going out of their way. In the end, they want to impact the world in a positive way, knowing that when it's all over, their life isn't defined by what wealth was accumulated or celebrity status was obtained, but rather how many people they helped and guided to a successful and happy life.
The last name of a humble, funny and family-oriented person who knows that one's dreams can become a reality through hard work, dedication, perseverance, loyalty and honesty. This person will seem reserved at first, but their personality exudes warmth, compassion, sense of humor and dependability. They strive to be a reliable friend and to help others, mostly going out of their way. In the end, they want to impact the world in a positive way, knowing that when it's all over, their life isn't defined by what wealth was accumulated or celebrity status was obtained, but rather how many people they helped and guided to a successful and happy life.
Hello Mr. Fossen. We would like to recognize your hard work and dedication with our organization and offer you a promotion and raise. Congratulations.
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