Definitions by Golp

Pull a David 

When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours

Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.

Pull a David by Golp June 12, 2018

scolaighe 

A person who keeps useless items to the point of it becoming a physical hazard.

See: hoarder

"John, when are you ever going to throw out those broken clothes pegs? I can't find the baby! You're such a scolaighe!"

scolaighe by Golp December 17, 2016

fossilosophy 

When you think you've discovered an idea that is really wise and original but it turns out to have been around for a long time.

Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"

fossilosophy by Golp December 17, 2016