Mexican Forklift

A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.

Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.

by mh40sw July 2, 2009

forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 18, 2005

talahasey forklift

When a women is having sex with two males, and the two males double penetrate the women, one in the vagina and the other in the ass, and lift the women off the ground.

we are going to give you a talahasey forklift

by will of nj May 17, 2006

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

by REALkj May 2, 2021

Forklift Certified

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.

I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023

Forearm Forklift

The act of getting a girl or partner on your forearms and screwing her while lifting her up and down like a forklift.

Henry: "Dude, i gave Rebbecca a forearm forklift last night my arms are so soar"

Ben: "damn dude at least you don't need to hit the gym tonight!"

Henry: "Hell yea!"

by Penguinvibes December 3, 2010