fondle my bondle 

the act of sucking a man's dick. can be used in replace of 'suck my dick'

randy: you're a bitch
kevin: fondle my bondle!

fondle my bondle by need4rice July 24, 2011

fondle Buddha 

fondle Buddha

Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".

fondle Buddha by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004

Fondle Monster

Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.

Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.

Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!

Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!

Fondle Monster by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010

Fondle Monkey 

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.

I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.

Fondle Monkey by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011

fondle magnet 

Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.

That fondle magnets everywhere today

fondle magnet by reecerideslife December 17, 2010

fondle rocks 

The action of playing with a dude's balls while sucking him off.

Dakota likes to fondle rocks when he blows the homeless people that live under the bridge.

fondle rocks by ErlongDingDong October 23, 2017

Fondle the Schlongle 

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

Fondle the Schlongle by Schlongle January 19, 2018