fmifoym

fuck me in front of your mom

dude you're so hot i want you to fmifoym

by finneb January 14, 2023

FTFO

1. An abreviation for FTFO
2. A CD by Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP

"This shit ain't for pussy heads (So fuck off)
This ain't for you rookie kids (FTFO)
Bloody creatures carve your head out (So fuck off)
This the shit that brings the dead out (FTFO)"
-Shaggy 2 Dope

by Selice August 30, 2006

FFTFO

Feel Free To Fuck Off

Woman - Nag, nag nag
Man - make me some food and FFTFO after.

by Doesn't tip for take out August 8, 2011

FMTPO

Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.

"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."

by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006

FTFOL

Flipping The Fuck Out Laughing

"Have you ever tried to sleep with a twinky?"
"No"
"Good then you're not Rosey O'Donnell"
"FTFOL"

by PanamanianMasterMind January 11, 2010

FMTO

Fuck My Tits Off

FMTO! It's freezing in here!

by Dobton November 22, 2014

Ftfo

fly the fuck out

let me get that blunt im about to Ftfo of this bitch.

by letsftfo July 18, 2010