flowjob

The act of sticking your pens down a toilet and flushing

I just got a sick flowjob!

by flowjobman November 17, 2010

Flowjob

A violent rubbing of the hair. Much like a noogy but given on the back of the head by a palm

Lane odom was violently flowed as he screamed like a girl. Lane recieved two hundred flowjobs which made him sweaty

by Majorpenisman346 November 2, 2009

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

flobjob

A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.

Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!

by fidelisk July 21, 2011

Flojob

When someone gives you a really good head massage.

I got the best flojob last night from Lauren. It felt great!

by Timmmaaa March 27, 2013

flapjob

When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.

That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!

by CloppinTime February 5, 2014

Flojob

The act of giving a woman the equivalent of a "blow job"

Dude, I gave my girl a flojob last night.

by Ihaveadirtymind July 9, 2015