Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.

Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it

by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016

Flooping

Floor pooping.

Damnit I caught steve flooping again.

by Kfrost89 December 24, 2018

Ankle Floopadoo

when your bottom ankle twists sideways and u walk with a limp for the rest of the day backed by scientist look mom im doing something good for the world .

i was running and then my Ankle floopadoo i walked with a limp for the rest of the day owoow

by chaos worm November 11, 2022

Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"

"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"

by Crono184 October 29, 2012

Foopid

Funny-stupid. When someone does something so idotic, it's hilarious.

Dude #1: Have you seen the new Ace Ventura movie?
Dude #2: Shit's foopid, yo.

by _allismine_ April 30, 2006

cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!

by Meekrab1 December 8, 2011

floopidoop

The act of performing oral sex on the male genitals. Usually performed by a female. However, it is not gender specific and other variations are not uncommon.

Last night, I received the most fantastic floopidoop a had ever experienced.

by Joey V December 26, 2005