ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

flaundering

dick hunting.

We went flaundering last night

by kristanky October 23, 2008

flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

flanders

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.

by Devin A. December 27, 2003

Flanders

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.

by phantom004 November 5, 2005

flandex

flannel and spandex. ie. the two most popular items of clothing at Vermont colleges, a college outfit. Generally a flannel shirt with spandex pants

check out that girl, rocking the flandex.

by sororityst.mary October 24, 2010

flanders

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.

by Amiee the goat January 11, 2019