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Flaps' eye 

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.
Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
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flaps bag 

A woman who enjoys the company of more than one man at a time. May also refer to an ex-girlfriend.
Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!
flaps bag by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010

Flaps Down 

Person 1: My life is stressful.

Person 2: Well maybe you should just kick back, relax, and let your flaps down!
Flaps Down by john Smuggy January 11, 2010

Flaps and panels 

The layers of tissue contained within the vagina. This includes the labia, both inner and outer, clitoris, and the ducts that lubricate when sexual arousal begins.

How some gay men may describe a vagina.
"Eew, I hate the idea of those flaps and panels"

"I would never put my dick in so many... flaps and.... panels!"

"women, with all your flaps and panels"
Flaps and panels by real mackoy February 18, 2010

ham flaps 

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.
Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
ham flaps by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008

jazz flaps

Those delicious wet lips between the thighs of a ripe young woman.
God, I'd love to have a nosh on Jenny's jazz flaps
jazz flaps by cuffers July 9, 2010

meat flaps 

The extra fleshy hanging parts of a pussy.
Oh damn! The girls got some serious meat flaps hanging from her pussy.
meat flaps by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019