FLAPS

Fucks Like A Porn Star

That chick FLAPS.

by G-RAT99 July 01, 2010

Flap

Not responding to text, or calls: avoiding people: Not following through with word/or promise.

"I thought you were gonna hit me up?"

Oh, i forgot.

"Shut up you a FLAP!!!"

-____-

by NDP!! February 07, 2013

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint March 03, 2012

flap

A fat ass nap that hits different

“Bro, I just took a fat flap.”
“Just flapped.”
“I’m bout to take me a flap.”

by doggydoggsaladstew August 24, 2019

Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.

"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."

by theflapmaster December 18, 2013

Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.

Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.

by SnowGirl October 03, 2014

The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."

Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"

by @42mccollum10 February 05, 2014