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flappy bird syndrome 

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.
i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome

Flappy bird 

Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.

"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
Flappy bird by Docto January 31, 2014

flappy pussy 

A vagina with too long and ugly labia minora. It is a term used to describe a lose woman
I bet she has had so many lovers, that she has a flappy pussy.
flappy pussy by urban pussy cowboy October 28, 2013

Flappy fish market 

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!

Flappy Ending 

Like a happy ending, except the man isn't really that into it.
She charged me an extra $20 because my flappy ending took 15 minutes!
Flappy Ending by LoLcosTacos September 1, 2013

Flappy Bird Slump 

When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.
A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump
Flappy Bird Slump by co_ January 31, 2014