Flaky Flakerson

Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.

That Sandra is a real Flaky Flakerson.

by kb July 23, 2004

Flaky fisherman

the act of wacking off in a condom in a city bus and throwing it at the busdriver while yelling "COBY!"

Cazzaz totally got the flaky fisherman yesterday from Robert! Best shit ever!

by gymclassbuddies March 24, 2008

flaky nic

when someone is completely unaware that they are covered in flakes everywhere on their body.

this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)

S: oh my word did you see the flakes that cover his body?!
C: yeah, he is such a flaky nic!

by sugarpuffpee October 22, 2011

Flaky Volcano

Somehow getting the "pink eye" virus inside your anus creating the Flaky Volcano

My girlfriend sat on my face while i had pink eye without me knowing and now she wishes she didn't have the Flaky Volcano.

by unknown6969696969 February 26, 2014

flaky pancake

The sexual act of defacating in a girls mouth, then vigorously skull fucking her. After ejaculating in her mouth aswell, the inside of her mouth should resemble a flaky pancake.

This morning Josh gave me a flaky pancake. It was the best breakfast I've ever had!

by cosbysweater12 December 1, 2010

Flaky Biscuit

When your ejaculate trickles down to your balls, dries, crusts over. You may then allow a girl to eat it off. (Works better if you haven't showered; thus, you will have extra nut butter for the Flaky Biscuit).

"So, did she have some of your flaky biscuit last night?"
"Did you have any nut butter leftover from basketball for your flaky biscuit?"

by Andrew McDodus November 13, 2007

flaky ass

the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.

hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.

by wolf January 11, 2005