The Tabasco Fiasco

The act of using two condoms to "Double bag" while applying a layer of Tabasco sauce between the two condoms.

When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.

Joe> Last night I hooked up with someone so scanky I had to double-bag it.

Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!

Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*

Steve> What's that for?

Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!

Steve> You're a fucking idiot.

by lilmookie September 25, 2010

lupe fiasco

Great rapper from Chi-town who is one of the more political and intelligent rappers. He has a very smooth flow and is one of my personal favorites. Kick Push, He Say She Say, and All Black Everything are some of his best works.

His albums:

Lupe Fiasco's Food and Liquor
The Cool
Lasers

by Puvar1 August 28, 2011

If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017

fatassery

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

by junewho October 18, 2006

Fiash

Someone who swims in the toilet bowl when you aren’t looking. Fabulous but beware of the gills. Is definitely vegan. Can not walk through walls (has tried) and cannot remember their passwords so they have the same one for everything. Pronounced fee-ash

Ur such a fiash!

by Bb Cadum October 17, 2019

Firas

A man who needs no words but since this is a website dedicated to definitions we'll indulge those who read this. Firas: The culmination of several different intellectual strains that produced a genius that few can rival. While also being a combo of several different intellectual traditions this term also incorporates the traits of several different world cultures. Should there ever be a global cataclysm this man will be the one for whom all our hopes will be dependent upon. The true heart and soul of this individual is the undying spirit dedicated to all things just and moral. However, should the world ever turn its back upon this Cadillac of a man, we shall be in a danger to grandiose for words. It is within his power to destroy or save, the choice, is truly, up to the world.

The continuing world crisis would require a Firas like personality in order to reach a solution.

by Sir Jack of the Green Bay February 2, 2013