The Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

Firemedic

Someone who functions as both a firefighter and a paramedic in their department.

That firemedic pulled me from a burning building then shocked my ass back to life.

by shouck84 June 19, 2008

Firedump

A bowel movement characterized primarily by substantial heat in and around the anal sphincter, often accompanied by severe gut rot. This condition is caused by the consumption of spicy food, like jalapeno peppers or buffalo wings. Firedump will often cause extended visits to the washroom and can drastically inhibit one's productivity for the rest of the day.

The morning after eating a dozen hot buffalo wings and nachos with jalapenos, Patrick sat on the toilet for over an hour as his firedump burned his asshole.

by danpatcon December 2, 2010

Firme

something cool, smooth, nice

Damn that's a firme looking ride

by Katrina November 16, 2004

Fired

To lose one's job.

Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.

Honey, I haev terrible news. I've just been fired!

Dude, he just got the boot.

My friend just got terminated.

When do you think he'll get canned?

by Jesse McShortcakes May 18, 2006

Firedawg

Noun: A military firefighter. Loves to run into fires, saves lives, and bang all the military intelligence chicks. He is also paid well to do this. Hated by all (male intel) while in Technical School.

Some Jealous Intel Fag: "Firedawgs are not your wingmen!"

Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."

Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"

by Midnight_J June 20, 2009

Firedad

When neither of your moms are technically male and through your knowledge of the genetic necessity of a sperm requirement for you to exist, you determine through statistical probabilities that your dad is most likely a firefighter. Then you become a model and search worldwide for your firedad.

“Hey Noel! Is that your firedad?”

“No, I still haven’t found him.”

by 18-01 June 9, 2018