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Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."
some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."
by Jonson.y September 11, 2005
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sexercise

Hyper energetic and prolonged copulation that with repetition counts as a full cardio vascular workout regime leading to increased aerobic capacity and six pack abdomen which in turn leads to more workout opportunities.....
Yummy mummy's eschew gym membership in favour of sexercising their way to health.
"You're quite pretty love but that crop top is showing up your muffin rolls. How about I help you with a bit of sexercise to burn off some of that love flubber?"
by George "TSB" Clooney December 14, 2008
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Exercises with Kini

Exercises with Kini is one of the greatest sport channels to ever be seen on Youtube. He quickly grew in popularity throughout the Covid-19 pandemic where people were forced to stay indoors and do indoors sport.

Even though managing to be globally recognised amongst the greatest athletes in the world (such as lEbRoN jAmEs) as the best form of exercise during the pandemic, Exercises with Kini came to an unfortunate end when he became just to fit and popular. Realising that popularity had led to him losing his drive he closed the channel.
Exercises with Kini was the G.O.A.T of indoors sport. 🐐🐐
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How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.
THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
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Exercise

A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.
Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad
by Balter Black May 31, 2015
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Team Building Exercise

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.
by heathen priestess April 2, 2009
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exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.
Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.
by C-bass503 November 29, 2006
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