Anal forging

A common sexual maneuver performed by pounding a stiff buttplug into the recipient's anus with a large norse hammer. Almost always performed whilst wearing a viking helmet.

Joe was very sore from the previous night's extensive Anal Forging session. Thor at the S&M club had used a larger hammer than normal, causing an anal prolapse.

by McMasterson September 7, 2012

forging fears

a metal band from buffalo, new york who has constant trouble with bassists.

Dude, I fucking love forging fears!

by Donny Brook October 17, 2008

Fedging

Holding in a fart or not farting for a large amount of time.

Luke and Skylar are doing the fedging challenge! They've been at it for 5 hours now!

by FartNinja12 September 3, 2020

fermingo

A small annoying person. Usually has adhd and are commonly ginger

The small, ginger boy in the corner screaming is defo a fermingo

by Red_man2000 February 12, 2023

Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.

My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.

by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014

ferking

Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.

You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.

by PhattGreg April 9, 2015

fergin

A way to get away with saying fucking in public

Ur fergin kidding me with this

by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017