Calvin Ferg

Big dick around 12 inches, really buff works out a lot and super sweet to anybody who’s nice to him

Oh that’s a Calvin Ferg he was nice in the bedroom

by Calvin Ferg March 19, 2021

ferging out

To avoid an event, bail out, normally with a pitiful or no excuse.

"Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
"I just felt like ferging out."

Also past tense, "I really ferged out."

by uberchorn September 06, 2007

ferging out

Refusing to go out and socialise with friends. Often used when the subject would rather stay in with a spouse or partner.

Fred: Are you coming out tonight?
Bill: No mate, sitting in with the wife.
Fred: Stop Ferging Out!!

by 79874215 October 31, 2009

Ferg my Life

When you're already having a bad day and a horrible song comes on the radio to further sour your mood.

Ugh. I hit horrible traffic this morning, spilled my coffee and to make matters worse, "London Bridges" is on the radio. Ferg my life!

by Eric Busta October 11, 2011

Ferg

A farmer. Short for Harley Ferguson aka a kind of tractor

That ferg smells of shit x

by jjh750 June 20, 2021

Ferg

dirty farmer

“we’re not going to the lion, it’s full of fuckin fergs”

by nxrffas November 05, 2019

Fergness

Speaking in complete and utter sarcasm

Dave's fergness was showing when he told Jamie that it would be a great idea to jump off the bridge without a parachute.

by Fike Merguson August 19, 2009