fapsturbate 

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

fapsturbate by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

fensturbation 

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers.

Wilma: What's your pet peeve, Bruce?
Bruce: I hate those Liberals who are always saying fensturbation is normal and natural - until you do it in front of them.

fensturbation by dildo777 January 14, 2022

Fansturbate 

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

Fansturbate by CaryAD April 23, 2008

Frusturbate 

Masturbating out of frusuration.

I haven't got laid in so long, it's time to go frusturbate!

Frusturbate by IROC/ SPILBY November 17, 2012

fasturbate 

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

fasturbate by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

festurbate by kingbumii May 7, 2015

femturbate 

Wanking/gooning as a female

Etymology: Latin FEMINA (woman) + TURBŌ (to disturb)

Have you seen how she femturbates when Lucas is around?

femturbate by certaminator September 28, 2025