Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

feckless

1. that of which has no worth, validity, use(s).

2. useless. a waste of time.

3. anything that Gayrab posts on the Internet. 99.7% of the ilk typed or posted by Gayrab. (also point your browser to keyboardracer.com for further details)

"Michael, you should check out the article in last year's C.W. skate magazine? It's got the funniest picture showing Gayrab sitting on the deck of an empty swimming pool, doing what he does best... complete with a feckless laptop 'puter on his lap. He's all trying to mad dog the the camera too. BWAHAHA!"

"Chris, yer SO right. His new name will now be Feckless Lapdog. Cuz that's all he is... just an old flea bitten dog that barks and whines all day. Harmless."

by anonyomous June 17, 2004

feekeys

n. feces
v. to defecate in one's pants

"Dood, guillama's apartment smells like feekeys."
"I know man, he ate too much baby food, then he feekeyed his diaper."

by Law Boy July 22, 2004

Coat-Feeler

A peron who engages in the art of coat-feeling.

A derogatory term for a liberal.

Bono is a coat-feeler.

by Mirk Stover January 6, 2009

Dangling Feelers

When a pair of balls that are dangled above the face of someone else so that they may feel the danglers, physically & emotionally.

Dangling Feelers can become addictive over time. Increased exposure can make you a Dangling Feeler fiend.

"Rob's dangling feelers went up my nostrils last night!"
"I sure do love me some dangling feelers!"
"Man, when I gave Sam those dangling feelers, she felt my danglers!"

by TAJIZZLE March 15, 2021

Putting out feelers

Idiom

To begin to find out what people think about something you are hoping to do

I always prefer to use my loaf rather than putting out feelers when it comes to planning and execution for my goals and aspirations.

by Zami Karzai August 15, 2018

feebles

An inability to complete basic tasks as a direct result of being hungover

I was unable to drive today due to a severe case of the feebles

by Craig Murphy June 8, 2005