fagtard

One who possesses the qualities of a homosexual and those of a
retarded individual.

Get your dick out of my ass you stupid fagtard!

by Nellson Branserdink February 23, 2008

fagtard

n. (root: faggot, retard) One who is both homosexual and mentally handicapped. One who is lame, idiotic, stupid.

adj. (fagtarded) Used to describe that which resembles, personifies, or possesses the qualities of a fagtard.

n. "Melissa is a fucking fagtard!"
adj. "United States foreign policy is totally fagtarded!"

by iinfection.com February 4, 2004

Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

fatard

n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).

The poor fatard can't even get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

by vinniemese August 16, 2008

Fantard

Most of the people who post "definitions" on UD. Will piss themselves and get Butthurt when ever somebody disagrees with them.

If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.

The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.

fantard: z0r000000mG, h4lo r teh best0rz vidya gaem EVAR, i mastrobat 2 1t!!!11!!!1

fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK

by fgsfdsMASTER January 29, 2009

fagtard

noun- a person of low mental capacity who is also homosexual.

hey, you see those two dudes over there with the helmets on. I bet they're fagtards.

by Zach Dierks November 12, 2008

fagtard

when someone is acting like an idiot...and you might hate them...or they might just be anoying as all hell

"stop being such a fagtard," or "Damn! (insert persons name here) your being such a fagtard!,"

by REL-uh January 22, 2008