fauxho

taking the clothing style of bohemian to the absolute extreme, characterized by huge chunky bracelets, flowy floor-length wannabe-hippie skirts, and tacky rhinestones and beads in all the places they don't belong. basically it's all the styles of fabric and jewelry forced together and thrown up all over the body.

Oh my god, check out Ashley, her skirt is like leaving a trail of sequins and she clearly hasn't shaved in like a month. That is so fauxho!

by Babaganush April 21, 2006

fauxcock

any number of items used as a dildo.

Jan's fauxcock is a cucumber.

by Hauling Handyman March 3, 2009

Fauxshopped

A photograph that is so over Photoshopped that it looks fake.

Hey- PC! Check out this pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt! It's so Fauxshopped it looks C.G.

by Captnret November 18, 2010

Fauxche bag

someone who is such a loser, they dont evenearn cthec right to be a douche

that dude is a fauxche bag

by Mark693576 November 15, 2011

Fauxcoholic

Someone who pretends that they are an alcoholic to seek attention, or does not count "beer" or "wine" as real alcohol.

Amy is such a fauxcoholic, I saw her drink a Bud Light yesterday, then she said she was sober.

by Newton Randi April 4, 2013

Fauxcore

Fauxcore /fau-kohr/ is an amalgam of the French word for fake or false, and the term hardcore, a word to describe to describe players who participate at the cutting edge of Raiding. Fauxcores are players who complain about 'welfare epics', raid finder, and other game modes that somehow make them seem (in their sad, silly little minds) less like a special snowflake, while lacking either the accomplishments of a true hardcore raider or is able to hide their lack of true skill in 25 man raiding. While the term fauxcore is about World of Warcraft players, it can be apllied to any MMORPG or any other game where an easier mode might superficially grant a similar gaming experience to someone who spend hours playing and are at the top.

Nizokang sure like to complain on the offical World of Warcraft forums about welfare epics and raid finder breaking the game, but he a fauxcore who has never seen the inside of a heroic raid.

by Nikolatesla June 7, 2013

Fauxchinko

A fake Chinese person. An oriental looking person that works at a Chinese restaurant just because they look Chinese.

Dude! I went to the Mandarin House the other day and I tried to order using the few words in Mandarin that I know and the waitress just looked at me like a dog being offered a biscuit. I asked her if she spoke Mandarin or Cantonese and she turned out to be Thai! She was a Fauxchinko!

by Caribbean Jim March 2, 2014