5 definitions by Caribbean Jim
A fake Chinese person. An oriental looking person that works at a Chinese restaurant just because they look Chinese.
Dude! I went to the Mandarin House the other day and I tried to order using the few words in Mandarin that I know and the waitress just looked at me like a dog being offered a biscuit. I asked her if she spoke Mandarin or Cantonese and she turned out to be Thai! She was a Fauxchinko!
by Caribbean Jim February 24, 2014
Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
Two people or more, that come from completely different backgrounds that meet at a vacation spot such as a cruise, resort, etc. After spending a few days together they feel "like they've known each other all their lives". After the vacation ends, they vow to keep in touch and keep up the friendship and never do.
Tyrone and Kenisha met Biff and Megan in Ocho Rios, went snorkling, sailing, ate lobster at Margaritaville and became "Best of Buddies", at the airport awaiting their return flight home, they exchanged emails, cellphone numbers and never saw each other again. Tyrone works as a janitor and Biff is a tax attorney in NYC.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
by Caribbean Jim July 9, 2013
The act of dipping to take the check as the roomservice waiter comes in to set up your meal so he can get the hell out of your room as soon as possible.
I was watching a movie on spankervision when roomservice knocked on my door. I opened and performed a "Roomservice Dip" as the guy walked by so by the time he set up the tray the check was signed and I shoved him out the door.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013