father

A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back

Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

father

The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.

Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.

Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...

Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!

If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...

by Tisteca February 11, 2008

father

1). a cash machine
2). taxi driver
3). present giver
4). resident nagger

i need a lift to town, ohh an can you give ******** a lift 2?

by hee hee November 17, 2003

father

a older member of your social group who has been, there done that + looks like it!

"i'm not sure what to do..."
"ask father, he's bound to know best!"

by janner burns April 30, 2004

father

What Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker.

Luke, I'm your father.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk

Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ January 28, 2022

Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

Bruce: I never knew my father

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019