Factual

A statement that is perceived as the truth by a person or a body of people.

"I AM NOT GAY"--- factual statement said by George Micheal

by Matt Wood woody December 19, 2007

Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF

"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

full fartal rudity

The ability to fart at random, anywhere, anytime, without regard to anyone in the vicinity.

There goes Bruce with the full fartal rudity again.

by rustyspikemoore November 21, 2015

Fartulence

Having high flatulence during sex. In other words, farting ridiculously and incessantly while making love to your partner.

Justin: How was your date ?

Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.

by Kelly Cutrone July 15, 2010

factualize

To mislead by seeming to give proof to an unproven theory or conjecture.

Factualization is usually accomplished by highlighting the portions of a theory that align with the desired outcome of the factualization while omitting and/or downplaying the portions of the theory that do not.

Factualization is generally practiced by a lawyer, a politician, a con man and/or a used car salesman. A person who is proficient at the art of factualization is known as a spin doctor.

The speaker had some strong arguments which seemed to factualize his position that global warming is a hoax, even though he never mentioned that the polar ice caps are melting.

by Doc_Iggy June 21, 2011

fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010