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factualize 

To mislead by seeming to give proof to an unproven theory or conjecture.

Factualization is usually accomplished by highlighting the portions of a theory that align with the desired outcome of the factualization while omitting and/or downplaying the portions of the theory that do not.

Factualization is generally practiced by a lawyer, a politician, a con man and/or a used car salesman. A person who is proficient at the art of factualization is known as a spin doctor.
The speaker had some strong arguments which seemed to factualize his position that global warming is a hoax, even though he never mentioned that the polar ice caps are melting.
factualize by Doc_Iggy June 21, 2011
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Factualiticitationism 

The highest form of accuracy. If someone says something very true and you agree.
Jim: hey it’s so nice outside

Steven: That’s factualiticitationism
Factualiticitationism by ÃÜŠ January 17, 2020

Factualistic 

If someone is spittin’ so many facts you don’t even have the words to describe it.
James - “Jadyn is such a bitch
Bryce - “that’s Factualistic James”

facialized 

to cum on ones face
He facialized her last night.
facialized by hottyb April 10, 2016

Factualities

To drop some factz on a foo. A longer version of factz meant to sound more intelligent when talking to a foo.
"Ey bruh I heard Chris mom gives the best head on the block" -Mr.Sins
"Brah you dropping factualities in this bitch"-Juanjemin
"HUH?!" -Chris
Factualities by thesammyowl August 18, 2021

militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.
me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!

Gender Factuality Paradox 

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"
The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.