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Fartcan

Usually a motorcycle or a scooter of very poor quality
Dude that NRG 50 is a real fartcan
by ___.markooo.___ October 9, 2021
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fartcan

A large bore, straight through muffler generally found on four cylinder cars. Usually meant as an insult towards modified import cars, usually said by mullet-wagon (Mustang, Camaro, etc.) owners.
A fartcan sounds horrible on a domestic car. :)
by neak January 19, 2005
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fartcano

Laying on your stomach farting constantly like an erupting volcano.
Bob: I was in bed last night and it was like a fartcano
by Ralph Dickinson October 26, 2013
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fartnami

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.
The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.
by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018
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Fartcart

Making a butt load of fart glasses and putting it into a shopping cart. Then rolling the cart into a mall of people.
Those people pissed me off. I'm gonna deliver a fartcart to their office.
by LafayetteYette October 2, 2010
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Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.
After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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fartamungus

a noisy odorous bodly gas that floats among us.
My mom let out a huge fartamungus.
by supaa BRIT July 24, 2006
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