fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

Fartbarfing

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea

"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"

by Jessman January 22, 2014

Fartberries

Legumes particularly Pinto beans

Went to the store to get some Fartberries, and had gas all day

by I'm Joe Somebody January 24, 2014

Fartnard

Someone who is adorable and loving.

Come here you little fartnard

by Thenibblet September 11, 2016

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartbag

A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.

A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.

by bloke October 8, 2003