farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.

Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

Retard Farming

Retard farming is the act of collecting government money by housing retards and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.

Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.

Farmer 1: "It's been a tough season for retard farming. I heard Farmer Yimie lost 3 retards last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded retard rage and killed the others."

Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"

by Jak Jones September 4, 2011

faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009