A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.
My farkin'GF left me what should I do?
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
by Frank June 23, 2003
by ianschiocchet@gmail.com April 21, 2021
Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
by Jay Leno's Latest Victim February 5, 2010
1) Is everything and nothing at the same time.
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
what the fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
by Draco1668 September 25, 2007
1: an online site that has members photoshop pictures mpostly by putting ackbar on it
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
by FlamingGuts August 3, 2003
"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."
Fark as defined by www.fark.com
Fark as defined by www.fark.com
by Mackintire April 6, 2008
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
by WhyTF doyou needa know my name? June 5, 2007