fap

As a noun: The act of masturbation

Man I had a good fap last night.

fap by TheStu August 18, 2003

fap

To milk the tube steak for all it's worth.

I was fappin' to some NSYNC pics last night when I... wait, did I say NSYNC?

fap by Cow March 11, 2003

Fap

Something that guys who watch Key Of Awesome do with Lauren Francesca comes on the screen.

I was watching Key of Awesome and Lauren Francesca came on the screen. I just needed to fap.

Fap by peepeekl November 3, 2010

Fap

Short for “Fucking Artificial Pussy”

Bro I’m finna Fap to some gnarly shit tonight!

Fap by Trijata June 26, 2019

Fap

The sound that one makes from masturbating, jerking off etc. Often repeated as "fap fap fap".

"fap fap fap. AHHHHH this feels good!!!"

Fap by Christobal the Ripper June 25, 2009

fap

What I do every morning in the shower before school.

Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.

fap by NoobSliceOwns February 25, 2009

fap

fah-p

To masturbate furiously.

To verbally declare attraction to something.

A declaration of self-love chanted over and over by Genos.

fap by PAK CHOOIE UNF! May 9, 2003