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Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Family Jewels by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Family Fux 

When family member's are attracted to each other & fuck each other for pleasure!
After Chad's divorce he married Kiersten's mom so they could have a 3 way Family Fux!

Chad likes his cousin Jim's big cock and they occasionally get together for a Family Fux!
Family Fux by SlopNChop December 25, 2016

Blended Family 

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.
Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.
Blended Family by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

forced family fun 

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
forced family fun by YAWA July 2, 2017

F is For Family

A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.
Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about

family reunion

A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.
My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.
family reunion by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019