Failien

A false UFO sighting

Dude, Cass saw a survival flare falling in the mountains while driving out here and thought it was a UFO, total failien.

by MagicToaster May 21, 2011

Failmonkey

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.

Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.

by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

failing at life

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.

Our president, George W. Bush, Jr.

by nion January 16, 2005

failron

a combination of fail & moronic

dude!.. that code is total failron!

by evil-twin July 15, 2009

Failin Like Palin

When you fail horribly like Sarah Palin did while running for vice president against Obama.

You've repeatedly screwed up and have been failin like Palin.

by Bean-mean January 6, 2014

Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020