fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

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Fagnelli

Mostly loud, obnoxious Italian metro-sexuals with way too much makeup and/or hair gel.

Co-worker- Hey, did you catch Jersey Shore last night?
You- No. I hate those fuggin Fagnellis.

by Back-0-Beyond May 28, 2010

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chick fagnet

a gay dude who attracts the finest women.

Bill: Bobby coulda' had that smokin' hot chick! what gives?
Roger: I guess you didn't know that Bobby is a chick fagnet...All these women love him but his heart will always belong to another man.

by bushbabies February 27, 2011

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fagony

when a gay guy has too much anal and their bum hole is killing like a bitch.

straight guy: omg i did the biggest shit last night and i felt like i was in fagony.
gay guy: i totally know what you mean!

lucy: me and jake got together last night and he did me up the ass and good lord, i've been in fagony all day.
gay guy: yeah, i get that too.

by ooh lala June 2, 2008

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Fagnetic Field

The field of pure gayness, in the form of faggotry force, exerted by faggots. When two of these fields meet, fagnetism is the result.

Why do I feel like kissing boys? I must be caught in a fagnetic field! Oscar, leave you faggot and take your fagnetic field with you, you faggot ass bitch.

by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

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