Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

facebreakup

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup

It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(

by gtbarry June 17, 2009

The Faceless

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.

At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."

by Aaron Liao February 4, 2008

/facedesk

The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm

A: Boom!Headshot!
B: /facedesk

by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008

Mike Faceless

Veteran Hip-Hop MC From Los Angeles.

Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.

Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.

Kid In Crowd: "Elements Was Insane This Week, This Kid Mike Faceless Put An End To Rheteric's Run His First Night Here!"

by Obie One December 10, 2009

Facepencil

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

Facejerk

When you go on facebook to whack off to people

Jonboi: What you be doing tonite, mon?
SexDevient: Facejerking

by Cum Cum December 23, 2009