facepalm

The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*

Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*

by Moondog February 10, 2004

faceplant

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

Facepalmable Offense

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm

Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.

by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

Facepalm

The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*

by Timnus December 31, 2010

*facepalm*

The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish

Person 1: MUSHLOOM!

Person 2: *facepalm*

by face meets palm May 2, 2006

facepalm

The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.

Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Seungsation April 26, 2008

Facepalm

When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.

Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.

Guy 2: *Facepalm*

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by Capt. Palmface December 20, 2010