Facecation

When someone takes a break from facial grooming (i.e. shaving).

"I decided not to shave today. I'm taking a facecation."

by McMac777 April 22, 2010

FaceCake

adjective; can basically replace any insult, except for homosexual references.
Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.

Jen: dude, my boyfriend just fucking dumped me!
Cassie: what a facecake!

by detroitbaby May 3, 2008

facecadet

a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asian race.

your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.

by bobwe hadababy itsaboy July 20, 2006

facacta

when a rather large girl has intercourse with a smaller species of the rodent family.

she definitely facacta with dem lab mice yo, look at all dat juice.

by Andrew Ryan II October 2, 2007

Facecabulary

A person's facecabulary is the set of faces within the human race that are familiar to a person. When a certain face is made, it's immediately recognized with certain connotations.

Frieda instantly saw Caitlin's scowl and identified it as negative facecabulary.

That chart at the doctor's office that shows varying degrees of pain has excellent facecabulary.

by dancemomsisonrightnow July 20, 2012

Facecation

Sharing of only the best aspects of your trip, travel or event, giving the perception of a perfect life. A facecation never includes tantrums, flight delays, poor hotel room views or reality.

Hey sis, I love following every stop on your facecation last week, no, really I wanted to punch you in the throat for every post!

by ODOGG_KS August 3, 2013

fecacardia

shit-heart; when one's heart is full of shit

You're so full of shit, you have fecacardia.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016