Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Exit Call

The phenomenon of receiving a telephone call (non-cellular) while in the process of departing one’s domicile.

“I wanted to board the 2:15 train, but I got an exit call from my cousin in New Jersey and had to take the 2:30 instead.”

by Lexicon Injection Project April 10, 2009

excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.

Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.

by DougMangione June 26, 2014

First Publication Excitement

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)

A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011

french exit

To make an early exit without saying good-bye

Cinderella made a French exit from the ball.

by Gabriella January 8, 2005

epitomeme

The worst examples of the results products outcomes and side effects of dank* modern society.

*DANK is the multitask of taking a Dump and having a wANK. This is how memes are born.

President Trump is the epitomeme of society's reaction to shitty government

Dreadlocks and dubstep are the epitomeme of what is wrong about telling your children they can be anything they want when they grow up

by 5p0ok November 19, 2016

politically incorrect racial epithet

A modernized term for the N-Word. Rockstar Games coined the term when they used it in place of the N-Word when remaking the popular “Lamar’s entrance” scene from the earlier version of GTA V.

“Knock Know my Politically Incorrect Racial Epithets, what that shit do?”

by 6foot6butstillnohoes May 25, 2022