by professor951 April 9, 2011
Get the expertease mug.An ailment characterized by the need to expound on a given topic beyond actual knowledge. The advanced sufferers are often unaware of the condition, loosing the ability to distinguish opinion from fact. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for Expert Syndrome, much like Catholicism.
Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.
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One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008
Get the Expert virgin mug.Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".
Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
by ffokcaj August 5, 2010
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The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
Get the Ewertzed mug.A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
Get the soft expert mug."dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"
by i know the expert April 20, 2005
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