professor951's definitions

Ukrainiotomy

noun: type of enforcement involving blunt trauma to the head employed by the Russian mafia.

After encroaching on the Kaluzny family territory the local police found Igor's lifeless body as the result of a Ukrainiotomy.

by professor951 June 9, 2011

expertease

noun: A girl who knows how to get what she wants, even though she is average looking.

Yolanda ain't as fly as Kristine, but some dude just bought her a Lexus 'cause she's an expertease.

by professor951 April 9, 2011

compensastory

noun: payment for a rap song about your life in the hood.

Eminem made a gazillion bucks last year because his last big hit was a compensastory.

by professor951 May 10, 2011