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Facebook Ethics

Facebook Ethics involves the practice of lying to people to obtain their personal information for your own private agendas. This is increasingly shown in the social networking world, popularized by Facebook.

May use the following tactics:
- bait-and-switch, promising something nice but doing something else.
- web buzzwords that have no meaning but sound cool because they're buzzwords.
- bandwagoning, because everyone is on Facebook.
- enraging you every time a change is made but keeping you coming back through its allure. see bait-and-switch again.

All these tactics allow the Facebook-ethical actor to gain control of the masses and continue without much resistance; they can then run off the idea that it is ethical by someone's standards.
Person 1: I'm going to sell this mailing list to a third party!
Person 2: But that's not ethical.
Person 1: Yes it is, it's Facebook Ethics!
by ilikecheeese May 4, 2010
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Situational Ethics

A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:

Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.

That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Ethics Committee

An SCP Group nobody likes because they enforce the CoE too often. They make sure all work done in the foundation is done in an ethical manner.
Guy 1: How many members of the ethics committee does it take to change a lightbulb?
Guy 2: How many?
Guy 1: None! The ethics committee can't change anything!
by Br_cks July 19, 2022
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ethics

Plural of ethic.

The sum of a set of moral beliefs.

etiquette; morality; values
That criminal has a really bad sense of ethics.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
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sex obligation ethics

an ethics in which it is wrong to withold sex from someone and cause suffering from sex pangs. which is equal to a punch in the face ect.
by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009
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Male earing ethics

Right Ear = Gay

Left Ear = Straight

Both Ears = Bisexual
Originally if a man had an earing you could only rock it in the left ear which meant you were straight, the right ear meant you were gay and both meant that dude was bye. At some point probably in the 80s or 90s dudes started rocking the big diamond studs in both ears like that shit was cool. Now in 2015 that shit is considered normal. Me personally I rock mine in the left ear at all times, that's just me. Male Earing Ethics needs to be taken into consideration.
by yung_reezy_fla June 10, 2015
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Ethics

Set of rules consisting of behavioural attributes that basically turn you into Robotic Corporate Asshole.
Ethics means Wearing a Three-piece suit to office, even though it's 105° outside.
by Indeepshit October 23, 2017
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