Essayed

Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.

In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"

by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009

essay

a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

essays

Wen someone goes on 4 aaaaaagggeeeesss explainin sumtin dat cud hav been sed in 2 sentances.

after sum1 has jus chat shit 4 bout 10 minutes wen they cud hav sed evryting they sed in 30 secs people will often say 'essays' n laugh at dat person 4 bein foolish.

by da_1_n_onli_GHG January 28, 2005

essays

plural of ese. purnounced:; essays

you see a home boy you say whats up ese.
you see a lots of home boyz you say whats up essays

by blake killer January 8, 2009

Essay

A mexican term that means Brother, Homie, Friend.

South park: Cartman: Did you write the essays? Mexican: Si, I wrote my essay back in mexico. Mexican2: And I wrote 2 essays, one wrote back "Hey thanks for writing, essay"

by Austin L. Vincent June 12, 2007

Essay

A text message (even if it is short)

Jesse: let’s party
Kyle: bro just got this essay from my mom, time to go boss

by wrorty December 8, 2021

essays

Y the fuk do we get essays!!????? There crap n' borin n' long.......
n' sumtimes even afta spendin AGES on the damn thingz u say dey aint even gud enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wotz the point of essays??????

by Jade XxX November 2, 2003